Do you remember in the early days of the pandemic where many people thought it was the beginning of a zombie apocalypse? Okay, maybe it wasn't that wasn't the most logical line of thinking but the human brain does strange things. Still, what would you do if the world was being taken over by zombies?
In a recent Reddit thread, someone asked exactly that, and people began explaining how'd they'd ensure their survival.
The question read:
"You switch on a news channel and it shows news of a zombie outbreak on the other side of the world, what are the steps you take to get ensure safety for when it hits your area?"
When it comes to staying alive when the zombies attack, folks thought of everything from improving their cardio to removing the stairs from their homes.
Here are 20 ways to survive the zombie apocalypse, according to Redditors.
You know, just in case.
1. Zombies can't climb, right?
Remove the stairs in my house and outside my house. It's all about rope ladders from now on.
2. A little personal improvement
Cut my hair, work on my cardio...
3. Go home to mommy and daddy
I’d go to my parents house and do the same. Of course I’ve already thought this through lmao.
4. Toilet paper
Buy all the toilet paper.
5. Figure out what you're up against
It really depends on the temperament of the zombies. Are these 28 Days Later zombies or Walking Dead zombies?
6. Get good armor
All you need is good body armour. Human teeth aren't that good.
7. Or dress smart
Don’t even really need “good” body armour. Like a sturdy denim jacket would suffice. Reinforce with a few layers of duct tape if you feel handy.
The real trick is you need tight fitting clothing so the zombies don’t have much they can grab onto. You can be 100% biteproof, but that doesn’t matter much if you get grappled by a dozen rotting corpses.
8. Shaun knows best
Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
9. If it works in the movies...
Plan an international series of heists culminating in cracking one of the most famous safes in history, of course.
10. Make friends
Open-mouth kiss a stranger. Next question.
11. Stay woke?
Pfft. If the pandemic taught me anything, it's that people are stupid and selfish (which I probably should have known already, but...) and if they're reporting on a zombie outbreak on the other side of the planet, some a--hole just got off a plane in my area with an active, festering bite.
I mean, I'd try to fortify the house, but like...the zombies are already here, man.
12. Take a long, long nap
I would just peace out. I'm not dealing with zombies.
13. Admit your weakness
Zombies are my number one phobia, I can’t gather, hunt, run, fight, shoot, or anything else needed for survival, shit eyesight so if I lose my glasses I’m SOL and JWF, I’m essentially dead weight, pardon the pun.
14. Become The Flash, duh
Become the flash and run down the street to grab as much stuff as I can, whilst passing my neighbour who already looks like a zombie as it is.
Get home, lock everything, shout shit a bunch of times, barricade every door, window etc, shut all the curtains, make sure everyone in the house is safe, play video games, have a cup of tea, and wait for all of this to blow over.
15. Skip the barbed wires
To me barbed wire seems like a bad idea. After the first zombie becomes tangled in it, most of it will be covered by that zombie's body. And then other zombies can climb over. I'd just make tall flat fences with a smooth outer surface so zombies can't climb it. I'd want zombies to bump into the wall and then keep shuffling away again. If a zombie gets stuck on the wall their body becomes a step or climbing hold for others.
16. Close the borders!
I’m in NZ. If Covid has taught us anything, it is shut the borders so it does not get in.
17. Be selfish
Not tell others and let other people be eaten.
18. Party
Throw a party because zombie apocalypse is finally happening!
19. Go sailing
Get all my fishing gear, get on my boat with ample supplies for a year and sail out to the middle of the Atlantic and survive.
20. Build a moat!
Build a moat around my house.
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20 Tips For Surviving A Zombie Apocalypse
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